Welcome to the Yellow Room!
Look closely at the faces in the pictures of these
people (not too close - otherwise you will get footprints on our new carpet).
These are people very similar to us. They have their good sides and
bad sides. They have their good days and bad days. Those that
have hair may have trouble getting it to do what they want. Like
us, they crave Oreos and M&M's. Unlike us, they got paid to crave
Oreos and M&M's, and to have bad hair days. Of the quarter of
a million humans and aliens living on the station, these were the ones
you saw most often. Why, you ask? Good talent agents.
By now, you are extremely curious as to what is inside
the drawers of that table. Bo and Bailin have given their solemn
oath not to reveal the contents, and we must abide by their solemn oath
However, I did not take such an oath and I'm going
One item is Jim's "Big And Tall Vorlon" catalogue
of encounter suits. He hates shopping for them and I cannot blame
him. The salespeople always have him try one on that is too small.
He is always trying to explain, "Nice material but it pinches me about
where your butt would be."
Booji also likes to collect the brochures for the
upcoming styles of Vree saucers. Booji has been known to go incognito
to a starship dealer and test drive a few. While he owns several
Sun Hawks, Star Furies, Vorlon Cruisers, Centauri Battleships, White Stars
and even a Pulsar, he cannot resist the sleek and simple styling of the
saucers. Besides, they have neat medical testing equipment inside
The last items are . . . er, um . . . well . . .
frankly this is a little embarassing. You see, we have many goks
in the Temple. While most pets are at liberty to run free as nature
intended them, goks find themselves comfortable wearing polka dotted gok
underwear. We have quite an assortment of colors and sizes of polka
dots. We tried getting the goks to wear plaid boxers, but they just
simply refused. Besides, goks in their underwear are an excellent
defense against Suits!
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